Thursday, November 29, 2007
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Baby Daddy
It's a Jerry Springer Nation
So today, listening to the news, they announce a new over-the-counter DNA Paternity Test. It comes with two swabs for $10. You swab the inside cheeks of the suspect baby-daddy and the baby, and then you send the swabs to a lab and it costs something like $120 (it might've been $200 something?) for the results, which are said to be 99.9% accurate in answering the poignant question, Who my baby-daddy?
Over the counter kids, next to the EPTs.
So today, listening to the news, they announce a new over-the-counter DNA Paternity Test. It comes with two swabs for $10. You swab the inside cheeks of the suspect baby-daddy and the baby, and then you send the swabs to a lab and it costs something like $120 (it might've been $200 something?) for the results, which are said to be 99.9% accurate in answering the poignant question, Who my baby-daddy?
Over the counter kids, next to the EPTs.
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I'll be fumbling along here, trying to make sense of this. Hopefully no one will stumble across it.
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